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| mes preferees | Mar 28, 2003 |
On en a déjà vu d\'autres mais je ne m\'en lasse pas !
Ca c\'est bien vrai!
Voici ma preferee, je ne sais pas si je dois en rire ou pleurer. Encore qqn qui ne mettra jamais les pieds dans une bibliotheque.
Une bibliothèque c\'est comme un cimetière pour les vieux livres.
Celle ci est trop marrante, on part vraiment dans les speculations les plus fantaisistes:
Le général de Gaulle est enterré dans... See more On en a déjà vu d\'autres mais je ne m\'en lasse pas !
Ca c\'est bien vrai!
Voici ma preferee, je ne sais pas si je dois en rire ou pleurer. Encore qqn qui ne mettra jamais les pieds dans une bibliotheque.
Une bibliothèque c\'est comme un cimetière pour les vieux livres.
Celle ci est trop marrante, on part vraiment dans les speculations les plus fantaisistes:
Le général de Gaulle est enterré dans deux églises à Colombey...
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| j'ai loupé quelque chose ? | Mar 28, 2003 |
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Quand aux poupées Klaus Barbie, ne me dis pas que tu as loupé le sketch des inconnus!
Raconte !
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| Anecdote empruntée à mon papa (que j'embrasse) | Mar 28, 2003 |
A l\'école primaire, vers 1947-48, l\'instituteur demande à la classe de faire une rédaction ayant pour sujet: \"Racontez un match de football: ambiance, décor, personnages...\"
L\'un des élèves avait rédigé, pour seul texte:
\"Fortes pluies. Terrain impraticable. Match remis\".
Les \"Brèves de Comptoir\" ne sont pas mal non plus. Relevées directement par l\'auteur du recueil dans des cafés parisiens, on notera celle-ci:... See more A l\'école primaire, vers 1947-48, l\'instituteur demande à la classe de faire une rédaction ayant pour sujet: \"Racontez un match de football: ambiance, décor, personnages...\"
L\'un des élèves avait rédigé, pour seul texte:
\"Fortes pluies. Terrain impraticable. Match remis\".
Les \"Brèves de Comptoir\" ne sont pas mal non plus. Relevées directement par l\'auteur du recueil dans des cafés parisiens, on notera celle-ci:
Le patron du café veut fermer son établissement. Il est près de 22 heures. Un pilier de bar passablement éméché lui dit:
\"Si tu me vires de ton café, tu me dois des calvas d\'indemnité!\"
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NOWY TEMAT | Y'a pas que chez nous | Mar 28, 2003 |
Un ami américain à qui j\'avais envoyé ça vient de me répondre qu\'à sa connaissance les étudiants de son pays ne sont pas en reste. A voir ce que je vois, il a raison.
Donc, pour ceux qui comprennent l\'anglais (la grande majorité ici)- voici donc un peu de rab :
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1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.
2. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelo... See more Un ami américain à qui j\'avais envoyé ça vient de me répondre qu\'à sa connaissance les étudiants de son pays ne sont pas en reste. A voir ce que je vois, il a raison.
Donc, pour ceux qui comprennent l\'anglais (la grande majorité ici)- voici donc un peu de rab :
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1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.
2. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot.
3. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
4. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked \"am I my brother\'s son?\"
5. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. He died before he ever reached
Canada.
6. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
7. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn\'t have history.
8. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth
9. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.
10. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
11. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.
12. Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.
13. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: \"Tee hee, Brutus.\"
14. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
15. Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw.
16. Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.
17. In midevil times most people were alliterate.
18. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son\'s head.
19. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking
16. During the Renaissance,
history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina,the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.
20. Later, the pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim\'s Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all
this.
21. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally, the colonists won the war and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented
Congress. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared \"A horse divided against itself cannot stand.\" Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
22. Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.
23. Abraham Lincoln became America\'s greatest precedent. Lincoln\'s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theatre
and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The
believed assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This
ruined Booth\'s career.
24. Meanwhile, in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity, and also wrote a book called Candy.
25. Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
26. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.
27. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
28. Queen Victoria was a the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practised virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
29. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers. ▲ Collapse
| | | | | Le meilleur à la fin.... | Mar 29, 2003 |
\"And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers\"
C\'est presque encore plus drôle que les français. Je viens de téléphoner avec Manuela - que beaucoup d\'entre vous connaissent - et nous avons bien ri à propos de la ligne Maginot destinée à retenir l\'invasion des touristes allemands.
Geneviève 
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| Whoaou !!!!!! | Mar 29, 2003 |
Ah ce que cela peut faire comme bien ; un forum uniquement pour rire en ces temps sombres.
Merci à toutes zé à tous.
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