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Selcuk Akyuz
English to Turkish translator

Izmir, Izmir, Türkiye
Local time: 00:29 +03 (GMT+3)

Native in: Turkish 
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Jul 7, 2016 (posted via TM-Town):  Translating A/W 2017 campaign for a fashion brand. ...more, + 1 other entry »
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Jesus and Satan were having an argument about who was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for days and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from the results I shall judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man and woman.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then ten minutes before their time was up lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on and they restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went off!"
Meanwhile Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
"Wait!" Satan screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and all mine's gone?"

God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES.







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